GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Since I expect you’ll soon be tempted to?indulge in too much debauched fun and riotous release, I’ll offer you a?good hangover remedy. Throw these ingredients into a blender, then drink?up: a thousand-year-old quail egg from China, seaweed from Antarctica,?milk from an Iraqi donkey, lemon juice imported from Kazakhstan, and a?dab of Argentinian toothpaste on which the moon has shone for an hour.
APRIL FOOL! I deceived you. You won’t have to get crazy drunk or stoned?to enjoy extreme pleasure and cathartic abandon. It will come to you?quite naturally — especially if you expand your mind through travel, big?ideas, or healthy experiments.
